The other day I was walking to work on 5th ave and some bougie mom was riding a scooter down the sidewalk with her 4 year old standing in front holding on to the bar, and ahead of her a guy from an apartment building was hosing down the ground (because well IDK if you’ve been to new york but basically NY sidewalks are 90% actual human feces so they have to get hosed down daily) and I thought She sees that hose right she’s going straight for that hose I see her noticing it but she isn’t slowing down

and she made the conscious decision to scoot over the hose with those tiny skateboard wheels and well let me tell you that toddler flew about 20 feet that day, and will probably never scoot again in his lil manhattan-dwelling life.

the moral of this story is that babies don’t really weigh that much and are very aerodynamic.

Made a new friemd

Unrelated: I eated a donut and now my stomach is ahurting somebody send help to me please?

So it’s looking more and more like I won’t finish this comic in time for SPX because of schoolwork, however I will still be there

hovering around

absorbing other people’s comics like an amoeba

tegukisses:

my bestest blogging buddy (◠ω✿)

(via tentakrule)

What could it be

What could it be

hugbox:

If you see someone at SPX Prom ‘dancing’ by stiffly hopping up and down in place and avoiding eye contact, it is me.
For Tony Breed, if he still needs ‘em! 

There is an SPX Prom!!??!

hugbox:

If you see someone at SPX Prom ‘dancing’ by stiffly hopping up and down in place and avoiding eye contact, it is me.

For Tony Breed, if he still needs ‘em! 

There is an SPX Prom!!??!

(via darrylayo)

gasagoso:

itsy bitsy birds

gasagoso:

itsy bitsy birds

(Source: koumorigasa, via tentakrule)

typette:

if there’s a “celebrity voice actor” I want to see in an animated movie it’s nicki, she needs to be in an animated movie someday

Nicki was in an animated movie!

well— a show, she played Sugalite, the fusion version of Garnet and Amethyst in Steven Universe (and she was awesome)

hey

inevitablelunch:

don’t reblog “funny” posts from people whose blogs are mostly dedicated to MRA rhetoric weeping about how men are “discriminated against” in custody courts

that is all thanks

Listen to Zach he’s smart, he writes poems.